Naughty Yorick

Not really all that naughty.

A fan of Shakespeare, literature, creative writing, webcomics, victorian pornography, body modification and Doctor Who.

What an appalling few days.
Totally fucked over by depression, exacerbated by the PMDD from my period which still hasn’t arrived, horrible family drama and the death of our hamster, all of which gets me in such a state that I get totally incapacitated by a migraine.

Can someone stop the train please I would like to get off

danbutt:

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct

I might be wrong about this but that pickle in the last one looks an awful lot like a vibrator.

(via applestand)

thethreehares:

All I really need in life is a post-apocalyptic lesbian rom-com with two gals fighting mutant armadillos, beheading all of their enemies, learning the true meaning of friendship, and the joys of opening your heart to another (in a non cannibalistic way.) The third act break-up involves some death-battle antics gone afoul and some fear of commitment, but it all works out in the end.
(OKAY I’m done with this.. for now haha. Lots o’ fun. )

thethreehares:

All I really need in life is a post-apocalyptic lesbian rom-com with two gals fighting mutant armadillos, beheading all of their enemies, learning the true meaning of friendship, and the joys of opening your heart to another (in a non cannibalistic way.) The third act break-up involves some death-battle antics gone afoul and some fear of commitment, but it all works out in the end.

(OKAY I’m done with this.. for now haha. Lots o’ fun. )

(via wholesomeobsessive)

quiet-knives:

PSA: because I keep seeing that shitty manipulated photo of Emma Watson on my dash. THAT PHOTO WAS PHOTOSHOPPED.  The original photo (with another from the same shoot, is from 2011 with Mariano Vivanco) are pictured above. Please don’t perpetuate this error. 

Deliberately spreading an altered image of Emma Watson which purports to show her breasts as a statement against threats of nude photo leaks is the height of hypocrisy and whoever did it should be ashamed. (x)

(via applestand)

Just realised it’s officially a year since I stopped shaving my legs/armpits.
Awesome.