Being a giant cynical athiest makes researching bible stories for revision really difficult.
Had a dream about monster high and now I desperately want to make an OC. Pity I have no artistic skill.
youknowyourebritishwhen: baileys-from-a-shoe: youknowyourebritishwhen: 20 POINTS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE STANDARD PROCEDURE IS FOR THIS PUT THE KETTLE ON OKAY
ambitioncutsusdown: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH probably either eurovision or doctor who
eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.
youknowyourebritishwhen: ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL IS FREE
doclecter: that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this And the winner is:
get-in-my-tardis: When your drunk Auntie steals the microphone and starts karaoke at a family event.. .. yeah. The UK entry.
youknowyourebritishwhen: the dream is over bottom again it seems
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYYYYESSSSS
Belgium are dropping the bass.
I really love Finland’s shoes.
Always check that your wine actually has alcohol in it.
Laurie Penny’s Saudade There are more of us than you think, kicking off our...– Laurie Penny’s Saudade, from Fifty Shades of Feminism (via mollycrabapple) So good. (via neil-gaiman)
I’m so sick of having to be the sodding grown up.
genepitney: scofflawn: #if I were a braver...
Things I dont have time for
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing