ad0lf-hipster: omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me...
And no its NOT BECAUSE i’m anxious about going home in fact I cant fucking wait
You know what really fucks me off? [[MORE]] People assuming that I’m sad because I’m having “man problems”. Seriously, no. Maybe its time to take a look at yourself, maybe time to realise how fucking awful I feel pretty much all the time and then actually realise that “my” man, who is more of a fuck buddy than a boyfriend, is the only fucking thing in my...
welcumtobonercity: sweet-bitsy: list you...
So I just came home and the guys upstairs ARE SO LOUD SHUT UP
tyranitarbanks: here’s something fun to do: go into google images and search “(any adjective, noun, or activity) businessman” here are some examples: fishing businessman banana businessman chainsaw businessman ghost businessman reflective businessman scuba diving businessman mexican businessman pregnant businessman
ol-butt-patterson: mothertwo: “other teenagers: sex drugs party me: internet” stop we aren’t special because we sit in front of screens all day please im begging you stop thinking you are the only teen in america who doesn’t do drugs and have sex all the time because i’m pretty sure 60% of your school is just like you what is even wrong with partying anyway
EXAMS ARE OVER exams are over exams are over exams are over EXAMS ARE OVER
person: I want someone to love me like Snape loved L-
person: but I
person: but it's so rom-
me: stop it are you even hearing yourself right now
Why Laci Green can go f**k herself.
faineemae: keepingitconceptual: fancybidet: redefiningbodyimage: red3blog: randomlancila: I hate Laci Green, as I said last night. Most of it has to do with the fact that she KNOWS that she’s a ~popular blogger~ with a lot of people who look up to her, and yet when she does something wrong, and dozens of people call her out on it, she refuses to apologize. A lot of her stuff has real...